by Jesse Kruger (age 10)

There once was a man and a dog
They went to go see over the fog
There was something in their path
It really needed a bath
But all it was, was a hog.

The man
lived in a pan
And ate a lot of eggs
He owned a lot of pegs
He did that until Jan.

The dog
lived in a log
He had only three legs
(They were all pegs)
So he went for a jog.